What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Knock Knock Come in

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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