Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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Female Athletics

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office. The podiatrist says, "Moth, what's the problem?" And the moth says, "What's the problem. Well, doc, where do I begin? Every day I get up to another cruel sky. It's like the sun is mocking me as I begin the gruelling preparations for another 8-hours of slogging in meaningless toil for my boss, Gregor McIvanichisky. A grey self, captive in a grey cubicle in a grey office with no windows that I might see the grey clouds beyond... I just sit in my cubicle as I feel the throbbing ache of the best days of my life being raped away into a monotonous, forgettable slurry of irrelevant corporate drudgery. I don't know what I'm doing, I don't think my boss even knows. All he knows is that he has power over me. And my children...my daughter is always on her cellphone, texting and emailing. I haven't spoken real words to her in weeks. My oldest son is never home and when he is, he's locked in his room listening to angry music. My youngest son, he's only 4, I look at him and he asks me to play... and I feel nothing. No love, no tenderness... just a void. And when I look in the mirror...I don't recognize the face staring back at me. It's aged so much from the boyish looks I remember. The years have carved deep lines of despair, worry and anguish. Dark, hollow eyes where once gleamed hope and excitement. Thin lips unable to find the smile of the happy, old days. If only I could find the courage to reach over to the side table and remove the loaded gun. And then find the strength to pull back that hammer as the chamber rotates, clicking solidly into place...Raising it to my temple for the final squeeze that will erase the last shreds of my existence from this cold grave of a life wasted away." And the podiatrist says, "Well, Moth, you're in pretty rough shape. You need to get some help. But why did you come to me? You need a psychiatrist!!" And the moth says... "Because the light was on."

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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