how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

Hair

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

son, you're adopted.

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

Five guys one rape.

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

A black guy walks in to a bar.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

Carlton

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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