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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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