- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Flowers are colors Love me

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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