What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

SHUT UP JP

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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