- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

A black man walks out of a police station

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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