- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Good job, son.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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