Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Women's Rights

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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