- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Poker face

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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