Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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