- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Chris Bosh's neck

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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