- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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