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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Women's rights

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

The Labour Party.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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