- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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