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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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