What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

5 people are walking

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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