Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Turkeys are obese

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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woman's rights

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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