How would you rule?

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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