- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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