Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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every cloud has a silver lining

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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