One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

This is not a joke.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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