Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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