- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What's the difference between a duck?

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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