- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Knock Knock! F*ck off

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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