homosexual rights to marriage

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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Cancer

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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