bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

haha Otarts was here

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Actually it was me Josh brown

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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