- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Knock Knock. Shut up.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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