- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

why did you poop because you are a poop

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Your're racist.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What's 2+2? Fish

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

you see theres this guy.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Don't believe in Atheists.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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