- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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