How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

Yo Mama just died.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Anti Joke

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