Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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