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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Sixty... eight

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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