Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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