- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

kill yourself

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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