Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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