Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

The Morman Religion.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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