- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Phew... it's gone.

whats brown and booky a book.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why so serious? Your brother died.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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