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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

123 f*ck off

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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