How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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