- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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