Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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