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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

whats 7+4? 74

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Yo Mama just died.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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