A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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Your Mom!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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