- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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