Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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