- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

The child was fired from his job.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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