- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

i just pooped that is all!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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