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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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