- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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