- Anti Joke

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.