- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

whats my name? Matt

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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