How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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miha kako si?

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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