- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Chris is hairy

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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