- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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