- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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