- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

And you honored it I see :P

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

black chicken. kfc

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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