- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom.

I am a mime

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Women's rights.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

run farther?

Knock Knock Who's there

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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