- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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