A man with glasses and a cane walks out if a clothing store and accidentally bumps into a woman, knocking his hat off "Can't you watch where you're going?" the woman asks. The man then slaps her, knocking her to the ground. He picks up his new designer fedora, and drives off in his $90,000 Cadillac. The woman, after dusting herself off, gets the guy's plates, convinces a few witnesses to testify against the man, and informs the authorities of an assault. He was later arrested for assault as well as pimping and soliciting sex. He is found guilty in a court of law and is sentenced to 2-5 years in prison, and is doled a hefty fine.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

thumb_up thumb_down -2

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

thumb_up thumb_down -2

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops