What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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