what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Diarrhea

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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why did the man die? he was shot

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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