- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

I have cancer. And you're next.

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