Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Justin Beiber

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Sixty... eight

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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