How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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