What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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