What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

haha Otarts was here

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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