your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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what's black and can't swim?

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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Urban ghettos

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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bite me

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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Anti Joke

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