Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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woman's lacrosse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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