- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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