- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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