- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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