- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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