- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here's a joke... the american education society

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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