- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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