"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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