- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

speak now or forever hold your pee

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What's 9 + 10 19

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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