- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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